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Old 01-10-2013   #1
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Well I tried to search the other joke thread it must have gotten deleted so I have a joke.
What do Dallas Cowboy fans do when they win the Super Bowl?
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Well I tried to search the other joke thread it must have gotten deleted so I have a joke.
What do Dallas Cowboy fans do when they win the Super Bowl?
The fan says:

Mom why did you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream.
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Well that's one way to go but I have another answer. They get off their Xbox and go to bed
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Well that's one way to go but I have another answer. They get off their Xbox and go to bed



I have one. What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
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umm they are both worth nothing? idk-
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umm they are both worth nothing? idk-
You can still get four quarters out of a dollar!
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o hahahahahahahahahahah!
why is basketball such a messy sport?
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I have one more. What do the Buffalo Bills and possums have in common?
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they both stink
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o hahahahahahahahahahah!
why is basketball such a messy sport?
The players dribble all over the court.
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