If Biology is really Chemistry and Chemistry is really Physics and...

...Physics is really Math ....? ...... why isn't water really beer?

It is, it just has some chemistry

It should be. I need something a little stronger today though. Let's just get sloppy drunk.

I think beer should have it's very own discipline in school. Ow ****, I guess it already does huh?

. . . then beer is really logic! I'm sure Spock would agree!

Why is dry ice really wet? Why cant I use Oil of Olay for my car?

my friend gave me a recipie for beer flavored water. i dont know if you know my friend. my friend is joan baez. thats right, THE joan baez. i dont normally just drop her name like that, but ever since that trip i took to rhode island's largest wax museum, ive had a different perspective on "things" and "stuff".

If beer is alcohol, why doesnt my pee disinfect the toilet?

It is.The name 'beer' just jazzes it up!:]

Oh, lets call the whole thing off--skip school altogether, go out and get blotto.