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Old 04-15-2005   #1
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Let's start a Simpsons episode that has a math theme.

You can post a line as either
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Marge: I have to get to the Kwik-E-Mart to buy 3 dozen donuts. Lisa, can you come with me?
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Lisa: MOM YOU'RE HAIR-*cough* err...yes mother I shall go with you!
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ooo role plang i call homer
Homer:uuuuuuummmmmmmmm doooooonuuuuuuuttttttssssss
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Bart: No mom, Lisa has to help me with my math homework.
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Homer :home work you could just ***** off the test
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Marge: HOMER! Don't teach Bart to *****. He has to work to succeed!
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Lisa: Mom, you and I both know that Bart will never succeed.
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Homer :but marge thats the only way the boy will become like is old man
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Grandpa: If you don't study, you'll end up a senile old man like me!
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