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Old 01-10-2013   #11
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The players dribble all over the court.
haha yes, what is yours?
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Old 01-10-2013   #12
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they both stink
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They both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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Old 01-10-2013   #13
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o haha that one is funny, are you a bills fan?
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o haha that one is funny, are you a bills fan?
Yeah.
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A seven year old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child Welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Buffalo Bills, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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Old 01-10-2013   #16
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why the heck woud the buffalo bills have a joke page?? lol
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How do you know the New York Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Buffalo?
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Old 01-10-2013   #18
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no offense but i think these jokes are lame they make me vommit because they are corny soory people can't deny the truth
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Old 01-11-2013   #19
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ok so what is an example of a non corny joke Ammar? Please tell us.........
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and i have no idea jon
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