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Old 04-15-2005   #1
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Let's start a Simpsons episode that has a math theme.

You can post a line as either
Homer
Marge
Bart
Lisa
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Flanders
Apu


I'll start.
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Marge: I have to get to the Kwik-E-Mart to buy 3 dozen donuts. Lisa, can you come with me?
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Lisa: MOM YOU'RE HAIR-*cough* err...yes mother I shall go with you!
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Old 04-15-2005   #4
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ooo role plang i call homer
Homer:uuuuuuummmmmmmmm doooooonuuuuuuuttttttssssss
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Bart: No mom, Lisa has to help me with my math homework.
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Homer :home work you could just ***** off the test
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APU: hey hey hey u with the playdude.this is not a lending libray
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where did you come from with a playdude(gameboy) and what is this about a lending library.you're retarded george
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Moe: oh um I ... I was gonna pay 4 this...
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Moe: hey who you callin that thing you called me! Dont worry ill get my right hand beer filled hand Barney
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